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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:52

Thumbs down again.
Then came..
No way
Scientists Solve Decades-Old Cell Biology Mystery - SciTechDaily
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Anker recalls over a million power banks after reports of fires - TechSpot
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Adam Sandler will cast Derrick Henry in a movie if he rushes for 2,000 yards - NBC Sports
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
World-First: Scientists Capture a Rare Lightning-Triggered Gamma-Ray Burst - SciTechDaily
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Inside Sly and the Family Stone’s Great, Lost Live Album - Rolling Stone
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
New Study Finds No Evidence of Tension in Hubble Constant - Sci.News
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Procter & Gamble to Cut 7,000 Jobs - WSJ
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
'2nd Jupiter' exoplanet seen 60 light-years away photo of the day for June 23, 2025 - Space
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
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